Where the calories live
The heavy cream brings the biggest share of the calories here, about 56 percent of the batch, with the granulated sugar next in line.
Deep, dark, and properly chocolatey. Cocoa whisked into a sweet cream base, frozen, and spun into scoops that taste like the best parlor chocolate, only fresher.
This is the pint chocolate lovers measure all others against; it is dark, smooth, and deeply cocoa rich without a single chunk to distract you; scoop it plain, stack it in a cone, or let it melt over warm brownies. Simple, classic, and hard to share once you start.
A few simple ingredients for a big, delicious idea.
Put the cream cheese in a large bowl that is safe for the microwave and warm it for 10 seconds, just until soft.
Add the cocoa powder, sugar, and vanilla extract and whisk for about 60 seconds, until the mixture turns smooth, dark, and thick, like frosting.
Pour in the heavy cream and whole milk slowly, whisking as you go, until everything is fully combined and the sugar has dissolved.
Pour the base into an empty CREAMi pint, put the storage lid on, and freeze for 24 hours on a level surface.
Take the pint out of the freezer, remove the storage lid, and set the pint up in the machine. Run the ICE CREAM program.
Scoop and serve right away. Or, for a loaded pint, spoon a hole down the center, drop in your mix in, and run the MIX IN program before serving.
Nutrition guide
Per serving · 1 of 4 servings from one pint
A happy middle: real treat flavor without going over the top.
The heavy cream brings the biggest share of the calories here, about 56 percent of the batch, with the granulated sugar next in line.
Most of the flavor rides on the heavy cream, and the numbers stay in treat territory rather than meal territory.
Swap half the heavy cream for whole milk. The spin stays creamy and every serving lands noticeably lighter.
Estimated from the ingredients exactly as written, using standard reference values for each ingredient. Your brands and swaps will shift the numbers a little. Daily values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet.
Scale every ingredient up: 1 tablespoon plus 1½ teaspoons cream cheese, 3 tablespoons cocoa powder, ½ cup granulated sugar, 1½ teaspoons vanilla extract, 1 cup plus 2 tablespoons heavy cream, and 1½ cups whole milk. Freeze the Deluxe pint for 24 hours, then choose TOP, FULL, or BOTTOM before you select ICE CREAM.
Yes. Swap in vegan cream cheese for the cream cheese, unsweetened coconut cream for the heavy cream, and unsweetened oat milk for the whole milk. Whisk the coconut cream until smooth before you add the remaining ingredients.
Edible cookie dough chunks and mini chocolate chips are the classics here. Add them after the ICE CREAM run: spoon a hole about 1½ inches wide down the center of the pint, drop the mix in into the hole, and run MIX IN.
Cocoa powder stirs straight into the warm cream cheese base, so the chocolate flavor runs evenly through every spoonful and the base stays perfectly smooth for freezing.
Smooth the top flat with a spoon, put the storage lid back on, and return the pint to the freezer on a level surface. Before serving again, set the pint up in the machine and run ICE CREAM once more.